Favorite Quotes

"If you love two people at the same time, chose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn't have fallen for the second." 
-Johnny Depp  

"The Vampire Diaries is the story of Elena falling in love with Damon."
-L.J Smith

"What's wrong laddie? Can't swim?"
-Damon to Vaughn 4x23

"Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me forever."
-Damon to Stefan 3x16

"You want a love that consumes you. You want passion, and adventure, and even a little danger."
-Damon to Elena 3x22

"Yoo-hoo! Anyone home? Big bad vampire out here!"
-Damon 4x01

"In what world are you the one that gets to live!?!"
-Damon to Matt 4x01

"Tell me that is not a bomb."
"Ok. Its a kitten. Its an adorable, exploding kitten."
"Why didn't you call your brother?"
"Because I'm proud, and stubborn, and, oh look, your already here. Come on, your not gonna get hurt. All I need you to do is be doctorly, cut out the arrow. I'd do it myself but if I move, poof."  
-Damon and Meredith 4x03

"Stupid, idiot. Borderline, brain-dead, moron!"
-Damon about Jeremy 4x11

"Where were you, Damon?" 
"I promise you. I will never leave you again."
-Damon and Elena 3x05

"I should be sacrificing my own happiness for the good of others, right? I should be upstairs grooming my hero hair."
"Are you drunk?"
"I don't know, mom. Am I?"
-Stefan and Damon 4x23

"Ding Ding Ding. Not as dumb as you sound."
-Damon to Vaughn 4x23

"Floating lanterns in the sky. Can you believe that?  Japanese lanterns is a symbol of letting go of the past. Well, here's a newsflash, we're not Japanese. You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle is going to make everything ok or even saying a prayer or pretending Elena isn't going to end up like the rest of us murderous vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say, 'Makes them feel better Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day. What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing that you have left is a hole in your life where that somebody you cared about use to be. And a rock, with a birthdate carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So, thanks friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit cause I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting with my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big."
"I miss you too, buddy."
-Damon and Alaric 4x02

"Complication speaking."
-Elijah 4x18

"I believe the term your looking for is, OMG."
-Elijah to Elena 2x19

"Elijah, my favorite Original, back from the dead. You clean up nice."
"You left something in my jacket pocket."
"Oh yeah. Dear Elijah, lets get together and plot the destruction of your brother. xoxo."
"Damon."
"Was I right to undagger you or are we going to have a problem?"
"I'm here. Let's talk."
"I'll start with an easy question. Any idea what kinda Klaus-killing weapon could be magically sealed in a mystery coffin?"
-Damon and Elijah 3x13

"You young vampires, so arrogant. How dare you come in here and challenge me?"
"You can't kill me, man. Its not part of the deal."
"Silence. I'm an Original. Show a little respect. The moment you cease to be of use to me, your dead. So, you should do what I say. Keep Elena safe."
-Damon and Elijah 2x14

"You're losing your touch, evil one."
-Damon to Katherine 4x19

"I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? Because it sends a message."
-Damon to Isobel 1x21

"As long as you have a Salvatore on each arm, you're doomed."
-Isobel to Elena 1x21

"You can't deny, we were badass."
-Damon to Alaric 1x17

"I want you to remember the things you felt while he was gone."
-Damon to Elena 3x02     

"We both know I can rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time." 
-Katherine to Stefan 2x04

"I love you Damon."
-Elena to Damon 4x09

"Are you really that dumb? Or just naturally blonde?"
-Katherine to Rebekah 4x18 

"I will always choose you."
-Damon to Elena 2x18 

"The problem is Damon. When I'm with him it consumes me."
-Elena to Matt 3x22 

"I'm mad at you because I love you!"
-Damon to Elena 3x14

"Why Stefan? Why not Damon? or do you prefer them both? like Katherine."
-Isobel to Elena 1x21 

"Thank you, Damon. For everything not just today. I don't know what I would do if you weren't here."
-Elena to Damon 3x10 

"I promise I'm not a serial killer."
-Klaus 3x01

"What's the face?"
"What face?"
"That face."
"I'm happy."
-Elena and Damon 4x08

"I wanted to apologize."
"Good."
"Let me finish. I said I wanted to and then I realized, I'm not sorry."
"You would rather die than be human, and you expect me to be ok with that?"
"I didn't say you were supposed to be ok with it, I just said I'm not sorry. You know what I really am? Selfish. Because I make bad choices that hurt you. Yes, I would rather of died than be human. I'd rather die right now than spend a handful of years with you, only to lose you when im too old, and sick, and miserable, and you're still you. I'd rather die right now then spend my last final years remembering how good I had it and how happy I was because that's who I am, Elena, and I'm not gonna change. And there's no apology in the world that encompasses all the reasons that I'm wrong for you."
"Fine. Then I'm not sorry either. I'm not sorry that I met you. I'm not sorry that knowing you has made me question everything. That in death, you're the one that made me feel most alive. You've been a terrible person. You've made all the wrong choices and of all the choices that I have made, this will prove to be the worst one, but I'm not sorry that I'm in love with you. I love you, Damon. I love you."
-Damon and Elena 4x23

"I've been in love. It's painful, pointless and overrated."
-Damon 1x05